cakeybots:

Hi I’m Wheatley and this is Jackass *turns on flashlight*

usbdongle:

perpetualvelocity:

usbdongle:

periodic reminder that wheatley exists

a reminder nobody needed because the fandom does it every .5 seconds

ur right. im sorry for liking a thing.

is no one gonna talk about how i learned 2 spell since i made this

upperstories:

neverrwhere:

‘Plug me in please, I’ll show you something - it does sound rude, I’m not going to lie, it DOES sound rude. It’s not. Put me right on it. Stick me in.’

/fans self/

usbdongle:

‘bot so hot

hot hot ‘bot 

‘bot so hot you fry an _____________*

(*fun fill-in-the-blank game)

fry

forteh:

dont tell me youve never been attracted to a robot at least once during your life

DONT TELL ME YOUR LIES

persephonegoestohell:

dansdaughter:

GLaDOS Goes Fairy Godmother for Wish It Inc. (by syntheticph)

Whoa GLaDos as a Fairy Godmother, who would have thought it

Ellen McLain is dangerous amounts of adorable

Send me pics of you human wheatley designs

perpetualvelocity:

maid-of-pants:

“create a video cover with only comic sans and clipart”

yeah ok

thEY kEEP GETTING BEtter omgf

happy birthday 2 me :)))))

perpetualvelocity:

PLEASE

soupengine:

horse dongs

u rang?

usbdongle:

talk wheatley to me

jjjfsd iooo u heALTHY EATING YOU’LL fkkkk;;;; 442` 1010101010010

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did u really just use the cheeseburger network as a source

i see u like me but not enough to spell my name right